It's been a long year. And I've probably missed 99.99% of the great quotes here. Ah well. Here goes... DevQuotes 2007.
To make it more clear, every other quote will be bolded.
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'Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.' - ~personalhobbit's sig. jan21/07

"Because where in the Bible does it say that it's okay to be Asian?

Nowhere.

Hence the swastika for the National Socialists." - @VernonX9000 in the 'Nazi's Beware!'thread.-Jan.29/07

"Cell phones and those little wireless earpieces everyone uses these days.
You can't tell who's on the phone and who's schizophrenic anymore."-~ezradeacon in the ' I wish they'd never invented .....' thread. -Jan.29/07

'"And Jesus then did take a slice of cheese and raised it above his head, saying,
"This is my...cheese...it's really good, goes well with my blood and body, just trust me here. It'll revolutionize all of your parties."'-*martypunker - in the 'Jesus Tap-dancing Christ!' thread.-March 2/07

"Someone has to tell all those other colored crayons what to do."-@VernonX9000 on white crayons being a racial metaphor.-March6/07

"I used to think I was bipolar, but I was really just emo." -`summaro in the 'Bipolar, OCD, Autistic, Aspergers, Schizterphrenic, Schizteraffective......' thread - March 15/07

"I imagine your nose hairs would be rainbow coloured."-`MurkHellsing in the ' Personal Hygiene' thread. -March 15/07

"they go to the great rainbow clouds, where all forum topics will be
free of ridicule & hijacking; and they can frolic in the sunny smiles of
administrative approval. " -*Winterdreamer in the ' Where do the topics go?' thread.-March27/07

"That's like saying shitting blood is better than puking blood; in the end, you're still
excreting blood in an unnecessary and painful fashion." *martypunker - on saying that Facebook is better than Myspace

"I'll rub your chesticles.

Oh wait. " *plasticgiantcatbear in the 'I'll "doctor" your "pepper"' thread. - June 14/07

"My moment isn't so much what I said as it is how I reacted..

Friend 1: My mom just told me that my grandpa had a stroke a few days ago.
Friend 2: Oh, my grandpa has dementia.
Me: ...............

I started laughing hysterically and then when I saw their horrified faces,
I realized how bad that looked. I wasn't laughing at their situations,
I was laughing b/c it seemed like
they were turning it all into some twisted competition!" - ~Halfling in the "Ever have one of those moments..." thread - June 13/07

"I pull my underwear up to my nipples and push my gut out as far as it will go and then suck it in, repeating the words "Before......After" while looking in the mirror."-=dVusMind in the ' What odd things do you do in a bathroom?' thread - August 8/07

"well it is all kind of gross really isnt it, its all just fluids and friction and juices everywhere" ~Crimson-Stains- on sex - august 21/07

"I never understood why they changed it.

Did they also change it for the movie?

Like, whenever Harry would say "philosopher", did they dub him over with some deep voice saying "sorceror"? Because if they did... I'd like to see that version. "-~Trinish-on the American versions of Harry Potter.-August 22,2007

"300 and yaoi is a bad combo " -~SapphireStorm-in the ' Coolest line you have ever said or heard someone say...' thread. -Sept.11/07

"Totally off-topic, but is Remembrance Sunday when all the Brits wear those paper apples on their jackets?"-@Stykera-in the 'Remember 9/11' thread -sept.11/07

"Turn on the caps lock; turn off your mind." ~LoboSabio in the 'Vote for me on Jones Soda!!' thread. -oct.8/07

"Great. I love those sodas but it will be a turn off seeing some mucus excreting freak on the label.
I would shake the bottle while staring into the eyes of the babe to imagine
the soda being his liquefied brain." =Prince-des-Sots in the 'Vote for me on Jones Soda!!' thread - oct. 8/07

"Since Rosie O'Donnell was hatched." -~Revonael in response to
'Boys, Lesbians, Girls... Since when is lesbian a sex?' -in the 'Hairy Legs!???' thread- oct 1/07

"'♫ I said a rap rappy-rap, gotta ring a ding dong
this is how the penis and vagina get along! ♪

GO PENIS! GO PENIS! GO! GO!'" - `Mrcrapinson - in the '(Mature content-possibly) Most embarrassing sex ed you've had?' thread - oct. 11/07

"Penis of a god pwns vagina of mortal! " -=Prince-des-Sots - in the 'condom?" thread -oct.12/07

"I'd love to study abroad.


Unfortunately, most of them have boyfriends.








Nyuk, nyuk." - @VernonX9000 - in the 'What country do you want to visit?' thread - oct.11/07

"My teacher was drawing the female's reproductive organs when one of my fellow classmates asked, "Why does it look like an elephant?"."-^patgroove - in the '(Mature content-possibly) Most embarrassing sex ed you've had?' thread - oct.11/07

"I've been in them [men's bathrooms] a couple times when the girls one has a line. It's the same but there's pee everywhere." -*Eldaran in the 'WAs SHE just in the guys bathroom?' thread - oct.11/07

"HEY HEY YOU YOU I DUNT LIEK UR PEDOFREND
NO WAI NO WAI I THINK U NEDE A NU 1" - @VernonX9000 in the 'If I started an thread? Would you like totally reply?' thread - oct. 10/07

'=Punk-rock-chick : "People actually play video games with their parents?
I've heard of incest, but this is just ridiculous. "
=Doomsday-device :"Unlike playing video games with your parent's, incest is an almost forgivable mistake." -in the 'Do you get frustrated playing video games with your parents?'thread -oct11/07'

"Fucking hell, random is just a synonym for "really fucking stupid.""- *Eldaranin the ' Random thread...are you random enough to join something totally unorigional' thread - oct.13/07

"Save the planet, kill yourself." - *Bluecatdemoness's sig -oct.14/07

"Dear Santa,

ASSHOLE. I asked you for a Lionel train set 20 years ago. Did you deliver? NO. I was nice that year, I didn't lie, cheat, steal or anything that could be seen as bad. I had to kiss ass and take all sorts of abuse without retaliation and how was I repaid? HOTWHEELS! WTF! You sad, dimwitted fat bastard. I had plenty of hotwheels, I was practically giving the bastards away to make room for the train set.

I'm telling you now Santa, I plan on having kids just so I can sit by the fucking tree on Christmas eve and break my foot off in your ass as soon as you squeeze your fat ass through the chimney.

My kids will wake up to find you stripped and hung upside down in the back yard. I will then proceed to violently whip you with a rattan cane until your pasty skin matches your red suit. You will then be drug down the main street for all the townspeople to see before I allow everyone you've slighted over the years step forward and spit in your eye.

PS. Tell that fucking cheap scape tooth fairy trollop she's next." - *BKTribals in the 'Your letter to Santa' thread - oct. 22/07

"Sex with dyslexic people isn't something special. " - ~UltraBeavis in the 'Sxe?' thread - aug.15/07

"deviantart is just like the real world. You have to be a whore to get noticed.

D:< now go forth and slut it up my child." - =OmahaNebraska in the 'No one has said hi in a while' thread - nov.19/07

"But I'd love to have a personal army of english bastards running around.

"OI! Come 'ere ya WANKA!'" - =nokari in the 'ersonal Army...' thread - nov. 25/07

"You'll have to find ways to constantly humiliate her so as to keep the color in her cheeks." - *Vlei - in the 'blushed girls - do you like them? ' thread - oct. 16/07

"Condoms are for pussies.





" - @VernonX9000 - in the 'National Condom week. ' thread - oct.18/07

' *Thebuild : "How can germans be Gansta when they make such good cakes?"
=OmahaNebraska :"cake makers can be gangsta, i bet tupac made a great bunt cake D:<" ' - in the 'This is a question for people who aren't Americans. ' thread - oct. 19/07

'~Laerbn :Sweet Jesus in a pie.:
=Comrade-Bea "Jesus Crust!"- da - in the 'I FAILED!!' thread - nov.11/07

"But he's black. He's got built-in camouflage!" - ~homedoggieo on ~The-Real-Kunata in the 'If you could only eat one thing' thread - dec. 13/07

"How would a contest support gays? Support them with what? Giving them special globes that only a gay can spin? Jeans that they can actually fit?" - =Prince-des-Sots in the 'Are you ready to be a judge!' thread - dec 2/07

"Because "retard" is almost synonymous with "man". "-=Doomsday-device in response to ~RetardExpressPlz always being thought of as a "man-train".-in the 'It's PAT!' thread - dec.17/07

"The quantity with which I hate that emote is only quantifiable by the amount of blood that will rain today by my hand." -`MurkHellsing about the emoticon error. in the 'Verbal Slips' thread - dec.29/07


That's all, folks!
And HAPPY NEW YEAR!
DevQuotes 2006



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