Right... so me being...well... me, I've been collecting random quotes from the forums and such all year. Well no... since around June. So here's the list! Hope you enjoy it!

"That game would have been awesome if they threw Indians into it.
You go out hunting, come back later, and your wife and son have been
killed and your daughter is being raped by a large Indian guy."-*wazzdakka on Oregon Trail.

"I swear to god if you can find any in your igloo country then buy it and put
it (very sparingly) on toast with butter."-=Crimson-Stains on marmite

"Necrophilia: putting the fun in funeral." - ~jaleh

"Eh heh-[Calgary's] nothing too special.Mostly like the rest of Canada- boring. Well, except for BC,
but that's just because it's full of doped-up Asians." - =e-t-c-e-t-e-r-a

"your av is very colorful. It reminds me of a beta fish" - ~renaisancexx on my avator

"I'd transmute Jesus into a communion wafer, just for laughs." - ~MaskInfusion

"Cancer.
At least there's a chance you can get cured if you have Cancer,
if you get AIDS you're fucked (and won't get fucked again)" - *integral on what he'd rather have.

"Spread the holy word my disciple!" - !DuckBeach on spreading the word for a "WE WANT X-4" petition


"There's this one Indian Girl, as tall as my big toe, and we seem to have the most weirdest conversations. Everytime I see her it's like, "Hey, have you seen the won-tons tonight? They look sour and odd. You must see them tonight."
I must have some sort of weird-person auora." - ~personalhobbit journal entry

"Speaking of running over, I ran over a Possum on Twilight road the other night.
Good thing, yes. But ... like, I saw it COWER when it was in the middle of the road and saw my lights coming. It almost covered it's head with it's arms and I went a bit emo.
Then all this fluff flew up from my radiator.
I reversed ... and it . Wasn't . There.

So somewhere, in the cold, cold forest, is a half-arsed Possum.

Bless." - ~personalhobbit journal entry

"My job is slowly getting okay-er.
They dont give you training here, so when it gets busy I'm like, "I'm new, please show me mercy."
Some customer people are genuinely nice, others are just BLUGGORKILLYOUMOFO.
I think New Zealander's have forgotton their manners." -~personalhobbit - journal entry

"Vegetarian: Native American word meaning shitty hunter" - ~GixGax in a Vegetarian thread.

"if you hug them they would probably try and drown you in your own bodily fluids."- ~personalhobbit on the NCOs at cadets.

"I'm going to change my avatar to a mushroom." -=Weeniemann on what he's doing to commemorate 9/11.

"horses and riding are sheerly awesome.
it's like crack/speed/E/herion mashed up into something actually healthy" - ~XxTrinityxX

"DEH `.... JEHHHH BUH HHUEHEQWDUWHE'FJNQWRJ'KV
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What's a KUMERA!!
OH my GOD!

Just the best and awesomeest vege in the WORLD.
Fuck, I cant believe you have not heard of this ... I will have to send you a package of this delight." -~personalhobbit on sweet potatos

" Hell is a place...like New Jersey or Greenland." - °liquisoft

"Well, us loners have to stick together, I guess. Fucking hermits, the lot of us..." - *janne-landet

"Page views are like emos. We know they're fucking retarded, but nobody can shut up about them" ~MurkHellsing

"If you can't say something in 3 sentences, its probably not worth saying." - ~MurkHellsing Oct.7/06

"God fearing people make me smile " -==im-fine-again Sept.20/06

"Perfection is impossible. To be perfect, you also must be perfectly
imperfect, and the like. Perfection begets imperfection."-!ImBill

"...it is about going broke on lovingly chosen gifts for one another,
catering for the one vegetarian in the family, meeting relatives you haven't seen in a long time,
remembering the reason why you have not seen these relatives in such a long time, arguing
with aforementioned relatives, acting happy whilest you watch the little tykes break their
new toys, watching holiday movie broadcasts, disappointment at the year's faliure to snow again,
playing Monopoly, realising that Monopoly is far more exciting when mized with Sherry, failing
to finish your monopoly game, defrosting the cat, playing "murder in the dark", falling out,
making up, pulling crackers, stepping on bits of plastic from the crackers, wearing vomit
coloured paper hats, trying to laugh at really bad and really old cracker jokes and playing
charades and eating at the same time, falling asleep, eating leftovers, eating more leftovers,
feeling depressed by the vacated space beneath the tree, defrosting the elderly, and finally
fallin out again." -*Bullet-Magnet on what Christmas is about.-Oct.20/06

"What's the deal...with PopTarts? Have you seen these things?
If I wanted to see a little fruit spread between two toasted squares,
I'd send Nicole Kidman to Tom and Katy's house"-*VernonX9000 -in the Poptarts thread.


"They don't have to [defend themselves]! No one wants to attack them. They'd have to go over the worst terrain to get
to them and then fight people who have nothing better to do than train for war.
Plus, they invented the Swiss Army Knife. You can't fight with people who combine cork screws and melon ballers with a knife." -*martypunker on Switzerland.

"This place is only for christians, commercialized westerners and the Finnish, dur."-*DarkApple in the "Marry Christmas!!!" thread

"For the past seven years I've had Becker's nevus disease. In that time it's progressed rapidly. The lower half of my body and back are now almost entirely covered in hair. At first I thought that I'd never find anyone that could come to terms with the affects of this disease. Someone who could look past my semi-Wookie features. Someone who could love me for who I am.

Then I met Barney. He's a lot of fun and was all over me like a mad thing since we first met. We go out to the park all the time together and fool around. I knew that it was only a matter of time before that moment came when I had to reveal myself to him. To bear my body. My soul to him.

Then that moment came. It was wonderful. I guess that's what true love is all about. It was like he didn't even notice the hair at all. In fact he was slobbering all over me licking me. It was like he couldn't get enough.

Now Barney and his owner have moved away, I feel that I have had a piece of me ripped out. But at least I now know that I may find someone as special as him again one day and that fire can be rekindled." -~FEDasDUCK in the 'Mystery Grrl: A deviants forum project' thread - Aug 3, 2006.